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If there is a sin against life, it consist perhaps not so much in...
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Common sense is instinct. Enough of it is genius.
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Take away paradox from the thinker and you have a professor.
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My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
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When the candles are out all women are fair.
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…for advice is a dangerous gift, even from the wise to the wise, and...
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To measure the man, measure his heart.
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When I was young I had an elderly friend who used often to ask...
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A man’s as old as he’s feeling, A woman as old as she looks.