Quote #1809
Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.
Quote #23299
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, ‘I’m from the government...
Quote #18682
Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for...
Quote #8322
There is no love sincerer than the love of food.
Quote #15566
Opinion is that exercise of the human will which helps us to make a...
Quote #32097
Do a little more each day than you think you possibly can.
Quote #21401
The safest road to hell is the gradual one-the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without...
Quote #34129
Technology adds nothing to art. Two thousand years ago, I could tell you a...
Quote #19761
I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart’s affection and the...
Quote #418
Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.