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All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
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The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.
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My fellow Americans, I must speak to you tonight about a mounting danger in...
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Remember that what pulls the strings is the force hidden within there lies the...
Quote #9507
The limits of tyrants are prescribed by the endurance of those whom they oppose.
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A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.
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Turner pulls into second with a sun-blown double.
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We are more interested in making others believe we are happy than in trying...
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Such evil deeds could religion prompt.
Quote #33864
Never knock on Death’s door ring the bell and run away Death really hates...