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Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
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The temptation shared by all forms of intelligence cynicism.
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On packing Lay out all your clothes and all your money. Then, take half...
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Seven days without laughter makes one weak.
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Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
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You know…that a blank wall is an apalling thing to look at. The wall...