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I’m like old wine. They don’t bring me out very often, but I’m well...
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Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no...
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Sure, it’s going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying...
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It is well to give when asked, but it is better to give unasked,...
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The purpose of life is to fight maturity.
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All I want to do is to minister to someone, And if I do...
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When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this...
Quote #24789
Comedy is the last refuge of the nonconformist mind.
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The happy man is not he who seems thus to others, but who seems...
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If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery....