Quote #32651
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
Quote #2269
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe...
Quote #22844
To the man who only has a hammer in the toolkit, every problem looks...
Quote #11488
Everything is worth what its purchaser will pay for it.
Quote #15116
Gossip is sometimes referred to as halitosis of the mind
Quote #27417
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
Quote #12852
Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship; and it is...
Quote #28651
There are people who can talk sensibly about a controversial issue they’re called humorists.
Quote #20306
The day is for honest men, the night for thieves.
Quote #11659
The moment that any of us begins to trade principle for approval we give...