Quote #32497
He’s the kind of a guy who lights up a room just by flicking...
Quote #23246
All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, ‘See, there’s a...
Quote #28895
You can only flap your arms so much before gravity catches up to you.
Quote #9620
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.
Quote #11439
Do not ask God the way to heaven; he will show you the hardest...
Quote #11571
When you have a child, the world has a hostage.
Quote #24335
Whatever it is, I fear Greeks even when they bring gifts.
Quote #26250
. . . I consider looseness with words no less of a defect than...
Quote #5337
Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn.
Quote #9194
The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark...