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If I had to choose between betraying my country and betraying my friend, I...
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The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
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It is not these well-fed long-haired men that I fear, but the pale and...
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Neo Mr. Wizard. Get me the hell out of here.
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Good writing takes more than just time; it wants your best moments and the...
Quote #6055
In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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I may not believe in what you say, but I will die for your...
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The bad fortune of the good turns their faces up to heaven; the good...
Quote #2092
Psychoanalysis is that mental illnes for which it regards itself a therapy.
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The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me...