Quote #6312
Worries go down better with soup than without.
Quote #15636
How many a man has thrown up his hands at a time when a...
Quote #24848
Gratitude, like love, is never a dependable international emotion.
Quote #15220
“Oh,” replied his patient, with no malice aforethought, “he told me to come and...
Quote #11811
Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
Quote #6897
There is always a well-known solution to every human problem–neat, plausible, and wrong.
Quote #1793
Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no...
Quote #24777
An intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes...
Quote #17555
Here at lastWe shall be freethe Almighty hath not builtHere for his envy, will...
Quote #30907
Don’t look for more honor than your learning merits.