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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did...
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The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
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Life without a friend is death without a witness.
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Reading is sometimes an ingenious device for avoiding thought.
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Never mistake motion for action.
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Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody has thought.
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Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended.
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No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one...