Quote #25018
Don’t expect too much of Christmas Day. You can’t crowd into it any arrears...
Quote #926
To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the...
Quote #1167
Student: “Can you do problem number twelve?” Wyler: Twelve?…NO!…That problem is on the test.
Quote #11466
Eat and drink with your relatives; do business with strangers.
Quote #24223
If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called...
Quote #12333
Statistics are like a drunk with a lampost: used more for support than illumination.
Quote #2194
The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative.
Quote #3032
The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange...
Quote #11319
Arrogance is a kingdom without a crown.
Quote #31273
I’d walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball.