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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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How unhappy is he who cannot forgive himself.
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An idealist is a person who helps other people to be prosperous.
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Those little nimble musicians of the air, that warble forth their curious ditties, with...
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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his...
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The perfect bureaucrat everywhere is the man who manages to make no decisions and...
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Just when I think I have learned the way to live, life changes and...
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What is the difference between unethical and ethical advertising? Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to...
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The greatest weakness of most humans is their hesitancy to tell others how much...
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Love is everything it’s cracked up to beIt really is worth fighting for, being...