Quote #7820
When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares...
Quote #13508
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
Quote #3052
I shall be breakfasted before you are afield. In short, I shall astonish you...
Quote #20192
To live content with small means, to seek elegance rather than luxury, and refinement...
Quote #10865
A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
Quote #18681
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs —...
Quote #576
Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do.
Quote #22453
Walk till the blood appears on the cheek, but not the sweat on the...
Quote #28071
In order to find a good quotation in a dictionary of humorous quotations, I...
Quote #16435
In the United States, doing good has come to be, like patriotism, a favorite...