Quote #11911
How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.
Quote #24261
We cannot dispair of humanity, since we are ourselves human beings.
Quote #34409
Reason is immortal, all else mortal.
Quote #32533
If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that...
Quote #3666
I was not lying. I said things that later on seemed to be untrue.
Quote #31625
Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is...
Quote #10852
Going to trial with a lawyer who considers your whole life-style a Crime in...
Quote #108
War is not nice.
Quote #24549
Friendship is constant in all other things Save in the office and affairs of...
Quote #28795
Be a fountain, not a drain.