Quote #24155
When the Special Theory of Relativity began to germinate in me, I was visited...
Quote #33405
Refuse to be ill. Never tell people you are ill never own it to...
Quote #18665
Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you’re dead.
Quote #6667
Santa Claus has the right idea; visit people once a year.
Quote #11236
They have exiled me now from their society and I am pleased, because humanity...
Quote #8138
Common sense and sense of humor are the same thing moving at different speeds....
Quote #31452
Try to keep your soul young and quivering right up to old age, and...
Quote #3348
Everybody winds up kissing the wrong person good night.
Quote #24384
No one can sincerely try to help another without helping himself.
Quote #25496
I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and...