Quote #3191
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea,...
Quote #12577
To err is human, to purr is feline.
Quote #21032
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.
Quote #6066
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Quote #2851
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
Quote #12051
In general, the greater the understanding, the greater the delusion: the more intelligent, the...
Quote #27623
Generally when there’s a lot of smoke…there’s just a whole lot more smoke.
Quote #19328
So live that you wouldn’t be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the...
Quote #10328
I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but...
Quote #11999
If you are interested in stories with happy endings you would be better off...