Quote #20244
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Quote #24536
Nothing can so pierce the soul as the uttermost sigh of the body.
Quote #496
I never see what has been done; I only see what remains to be...
Quote #13233
Violence is the way stupid people try to level the playing field.
Quote #11347
Be the first to the field and the last to the couch.
Quote #31709
I don’t like the sound of all those lists he’s making – it’s like...
Quote #17704
The glory that goes with wealth is fleeting and fragile virtue is a possession...
Quote #1919
Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable.
Quote #12386
The passing of an ordinary man is sad. The passing of a great man...
Quote #25417
Strike from mankind the principle of faith and men would have no more history...