Quote #20244
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Quote #9301
If you would win a man to your cause, first convince him that you...
Quote #15173
Happiness is like manna; it is to be gathered in grains, and enjoyed every...
Quote #4895
It is a wise father that knows his own child.
Quote #32843
There’s no Walter Cronkite to give you the final word each evening.
Quote #13481
When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life so...
Quote #20511
Even knowledge has to be in the fashion, and where it is not, it...
Quote #2190
In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is...
Quote #22403
Lefty When they send for you, you go in alive, you come out dead,...
Quote #15732
Prejudice squints when it looks, and lies when it talks.