Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28381 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror,...
H. L. Mencken Quote #2913 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it...
Jane Austen, Mansfield Park Quote #8556 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If any one faculty of our nature may be called more wonderful than the...
Alexis Carrel Quote #23929 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The first duty of society is to give each of its members the possibility...
Eleanor Marx Quote #29810 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 By the time your life is finished, you will have learned just enough to...
Miguel de Cervantes Quote #24507 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Tell me thy company, and I will tell thee what thou art.
Frank Zappa Quote #33274 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe...
Alexander Hamilton Quote #21277 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Men give me credit for some genius. All the genius I have lies in...
Peggy Joyce Quote #3071 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of...
C. Lee Hopkin Quote #4025 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Patience is often merely the guise of Cowardice.