Quote #34517
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of...
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The higher a man gets, the smaller he seems to those who cannot fly.
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The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #17847
Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than on all other...
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There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you’re busy...
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Human subtelty will never devise an invention more beautiful, more simple or more direct...
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I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as...
Quote #20765
Without a sense of caring, there can be no sense of community.
Quote #30785
Kindness is the noblest weapon to conquer with.