Quote #12119
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
Quote #2532
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
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Blessed is the man that endureth temptation for when he is tried, he shall...
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It is one of the severest tests of friendship to tell your friend his...
Quote #22067
It is only prudent never to place complete confidence in that by which we...
Quote #1044
When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares...
Quote #19435
Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what...
Quote #34769
Listen, can you hear it Spring’s sweet cantata. The strains of grass pushing through...
Quote #12372
Supreme happiness will be the greatest cause of misery, and the perfection of wisdom...
Quote #4340
I know indeed what evil I intend to do,but stronger than all my afterthoughts...