Quote #31652
I am the Roman Emperor, and am above grammar.
Quote #27316
Nice guys finish last.
Quote #23009
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee and I’ll forgive Thy great big...
Quote #17660
The Internet is like a giant jellyfish. You can’t step on it. You can’t...
Quote #26453
In matters of religion and matrimony I never give any advice because I will...
Quote #24432
In the truest sense, freedom cannot be bestowed it must be achieved.
Quote #3156
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit...
Quote #18843
Let there be spaces in your togetherness.
Quote #12419
On with the dance! Let joy be undefined!
Quote #7008
There is no legal obligation to perform impossibilities.