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Don’t ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because...
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Perhaps even these things, one day, will be pleasing to remember.
Quote #24462
I must follow him through thick and thin.
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Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that...
Quote #11962
The idea that no gentleman ever swears is all wrong; he can swear and...
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To a philosopher all news, as it is called, is gossip, an they who...
Quote #28250
If you’re traveling in a time machine, and you’re eating corn on the cob,...
Quote #6776
America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up.
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It has been my experience that one cannot, in any shape or form, depend...
Quote #32787
If your professor wrote it, it’s as near to the truth as you ever...