Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28274 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him...
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Quote #33921 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 What government is the best That which teaches us to govern ourselves.
Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote #16632 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Unlike presidential administrations, problems rarely have terminal dates.
Katharine Hepburn Quote #576 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do.
Evan Esar Quote #27441 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 You can’t do anything about the length of your life, but you can do...
Leonard Brandwein Quote #1851 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.
Lord Chesterfield Quote #15353 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Learning is acquired by reading books, but the much more necessary learning, the knowledge...
Groucho Marx Quote #34268 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
Oscar Levant Quote #29537 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I once said cynically of a politician, ‘He’ll doublecross that bridge when he comes...