Quote #12379
I have no money, no resources, and no hope. I am the happiest man...
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The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at...
Quote #29042
I’ve put in so many enigmas and puzzles that it will keep the professors...
Quote #827
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Quote #11791
I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there...
Quote #19783
Pretty much all the honest truth-telling there is in the world is done by...
Quote #2486
Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns.)
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The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to...
Quote #18290
The best cure for worry, depression, melancholy, brooding, is to go deliberately forth and...
Quote #16102
When all is summed up, a man never speaks of himself without loss; his...