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There is a great deal of wishful thinking in such cases; it is the...
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A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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I’m the only person of distinction who’s ever had a depression named for him.
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Words can be like baseball bats when used maliciously.
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There are two types of people–those who come into a room and say, ‘Well,...
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And it will fall out as in a complication of diseases, that by applying...
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Calvin Coolidge was the greatest man who ever came out of Plymouth Corner, Vermont.
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A man is accepted into church for what he believes–and turned out for what...
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As we reach midlife . we are not prepared for the idea that time...