Quote #3946
I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.
Quote #21681
At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.
Quote #24827
People of mediocre ability sometimes achieve outstanding success because they don’t know when to...
Quote #3007
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
Quote #18278
A little wonton money, which burned out the bottom of his purse.
Quote #25446
If my own son, who is now 10 months, came to me and said,...
Quote #9787
To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing.
Quote #8715
He waited for the mask to drop off, but at the same time he...
Quote #4869
Come not within the measure of my wrath.
Quote #17042
The fools in this world make about as much trouble as the wicked do.