Quote #33312
What I want to do is make people laugh so that they’ll see things...
Quote #33662
It’s hard to take over the world when you sleep 20 hours a day.
Quote #31711
To be occasionally quoted is the only fame I care for.
Quote #32861
The only thing I am afraid of is fear.
Quote #8789
In dreams we see ourselves naked and acting our real characters, even more clearly...
Quote #12299
Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.
Quote #13549
Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and...
Quote #24612
The future comes one day at a time.
Quote #29683
I would not give one moment of heaven for all the joy and riches...
Quote #33066
Some Americans need hyphens in their names because only part of them has come...