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This is the devilish thing about foreign affairs: they are foreign and will not...
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He who comes first, eats first. Familiar as First come first served.
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How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks.
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If you pump casually, you will pump forever. Pump hard to begin with and...
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A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your...
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If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to...
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The best inheritance a parent can give to his children is a few minutes...
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We often choose a friend as we do a mistress — for no particular...
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When a proud man hears another praised, he feels himself injured.
Quote #23165
The crow that mimics a cormorant is drowned.