Quote #12983
If you can read this, thank a teacher.
Quote #20665
Modern man thinks he loses something time when he does not do things quickly....
Quote #19301
The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary men alone are...
Quote #28418
When Rick told me he was having trouble with his wife, I had to...
Quote #4127
If you have a fallback plan, you will fall back.
Quote #22290
Not to know is bad not to wish to know is worse.
Quote #6306
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of...
Quote #2639
The only way to reform some people is to chloroform them.
Quote #24382
Happy is said to be the family which can eat onions together. They are,...
Quote #9595
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.