Quote #24469
I find my familiarity with thee has bred contempt.
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The window to the world can be covered by a newspaper.
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Music has charms to soothe the savage breast To soften rocks, or bend a...
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The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch...
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The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or...
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Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good. It would be...
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The American mind, unlike the English, is not formed by books, but, as Carl...
Quote #23768
They laughed at Einstein. They laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed...
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Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
Quote #3092
Wars teach us not to love our enemies but to hate our allies.