Quote #630
Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible.
Quote #20875
So may he rest, his faults lie gently on him
Quote #30927
In case of doubt it is best to lean to the side of mercy.
Quote #28895
You can only flap your arms so much before gravity catches up to you.
Quote #13546
We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only...
Quote #18540
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was...
Quote #3887
He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for...
Quote #25913
The gun lobby finds waiting periods inconvenient. You have only to ask my husband...
Quote #5238
Those that respect the law and love sausage should watch neither being made.
Quote #26660
America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism...