Quote #10799
All the world is queer save thee and me. And even thou art a...
Quote #1859
Communism is like one big phone company.
Quote #7913
Man is equally incapable of seeing the nothingness from which he emerges and the...
Quote #27405
I myself prefer my New Zealand eggs for breakfast. (After she was pelted with...
Quote #5996
In preparing for battle I have always found that plans are useless, but planning...
Quote #429
Living in a vacuum sucks.
Quote #31861
Logic is in the eye of the logician.
Quote #32419
Most everything in my brain, someone else helped put there.
Quote #24870
On packing Lay out all your clothes and all your money. Then, take half...
Quote #1749
An ounce of hypocrisy is worth a pound of ambition.