Quote #18336
As the poet said, ‘Only God can make a tree’ — probably because it’s...
Quote #12013
To laugh is to live profoundly.
Quote #10657
You cannot compile a wit out of two half-wits.
Quote #893
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must...
Quote #19332
The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All...
Quote #11855
Our incomes are like our shoes; if too small, they gall and pinch us;...
Quote #34913
When two men in business always agree, one of them is unnecessary.
Quote #5804
Seek ye first the good things of the mind, and the rest will either...
Quote #20342
Just as iron rusts from disuse, even so does inaction spoil the intellect.
Quote #929
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be...