Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #14327
Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
Quote #28933
It is, I think, an indisputable fact that Americans are, as Americans, the most...
Quote #28425
You know what makes good hair for a snow man REAL hair. Don’t ask...
Quote #23825
Nothing is stronger than habit.
Quote #9243
To be beneficent when we can is a duty; and besides this, there are...
Quote #18936
There is an art of reading, as well as an art of thinking, and...
Quote #14481
The best defense against the atom bomb is not to be there when it...
Quote #6318
Waste not fresh tears over old griefs.
Quote #16138
You know I say just what I think, and nothing more and less. I...