Quote #1809
Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.
Quote #10497
Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.
Quote #5011
Use, do not abuse; neither abstinence nor excess ever renders man happy.
Quote #103
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can...
Quote #3406
Whenever we read the obscene stories, the voluptuous debaucheries, the cruel and torturous executions,...
Quote #14041
The meek shall inherit the Earth, but not its mineral rights.
Quote #18714
A fair request should be followed by the deed in silence.
Quote #31752
AIDS obliges people to think of sex as having, possibly, the direst consequences suicide....
Quote #5803
Teach us, O Lord, the disciplines of patience, for to wait is often harder...
Quote #347
He had a big head and a face so ugly it became almost fascinating.