Quote #29608
Failure is a path, not a destination.
Quote #30154
You can’t trust a promise someone makes while they’re drunk, in love, hungry, or...
Quote #25679
Don’t set your wit against a child.
Quote #18722
Happiness sneaks through a door you didn’t know that you left open.
Quote #10536
People might not get all they work for in this world, but they must...
Quote #31424
Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that humor excites in those...
Quote #3149
She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
Quote #27654
The last of the human freedoms – to choose one’s attitude in any given...
Quote #29183
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck-if you survive you start...
Quote #8214
There is no slavery but ignorance.