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If I were playing third base and my mother were rounding third with the...
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Young men, hear an old man to whom old men hearkened when he was...
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I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king,...
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Adulthood isn’t an award they’ll give you for being a good child. You can...
Quote #31665
Not even the gods fight against necessity.
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There is an art of reading, as well as an art of thinking, and...
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I died a mineral, and became a plant. I died a plant and rose...
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When one shuts one eye, one does not hear everything.
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I believe more in the scissors than I do in the pencil.
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The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to...