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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
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If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know
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I don’t generally feel anything until noon then it’s time for my nap.
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Cogito, ergo, sum. (I think therefore I am.)
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Where it is a duty to worship the sun it is pretty sure to...
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Love will find a lay.
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Dealing with network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks.
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Put duties aside at least an hour before bed and perform soothing, quiet activities...
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Just when you think that a person is just a backdrop for the rest...
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I think a new, different kind of bowling should be ‘carpet bowling.’ It’s just...