Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #25617
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.
Quote #31674
Careers, like rockets, don’t always take off on schedule. The key is to keep...
Quote #27424
I could never think well of a man’s intellectual or moral character, if he...
Quote #8247
America guarantees equal opportunity, not equal outcome.
Quote #26548
Education must provide the opportunities for self-fulfillment it can at best provide a rich...
Quote #29670
If you’re not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don’t want to go there.
Quote #19093
The shades of night were falling fast,As though an Alpine village passedA youth, who...
Quote #16575
When things haven’t gone well for you, call in a secretary or a staff...
Quote #11323
As fast as laws are devised, their evasion is contrived.