Quote #16102
When all is summed up, a man never speaks of himself without loss; his...
Quote #23034
When I hear somebody sigh, ‘Life is hard,’ I am always tempted to ask,...
Quote #6873
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
Quote #7147
If men would consider not so much wherein they differ, as wherein they agree,...
Quote #2102
It took me twenty years of studied self-restraint, aided by the natural decay of...
Quote #20059
Hares can gamble over the body of a dead lion.
Quote #41
Ninety percent of everything is crap.
Quote #13695
Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than others.
Quote #266
For every problem, there is one solution which is simple, neat and wrong.
Quote #3506
Whenever you fall, pick up something