Quote #30299
There are more serious problems in life than financial ones, and I’ve had a...
Quote #2923
Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.
Quote #18541
Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds,...
Quote #24487
In the night all cats are gray.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #31768
Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back.
Quote #14185
Politics is the art of preventing people from sticking their noses in things that...
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Mine honour is my life; both grow in one; take honour from me and...
Quote #11249
A soft answer turneth away wrath: but grievous words stir up anger.
Quote #21234
By far the best proof is experience.