Douglas Adams Quote #16689 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 He hoped and prayed that there wasn’t an afterlife. Then he realized there was...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28342 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or...
Mark Twain Quote #17764 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of congress but...
William Penn Quote #30577 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 True godliness does not turn men out of the world, but enables them to...
Peter Ustinov Quote #32533 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that...
George Eliot, Romola Quote #9712 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Our deeds are like children that are born to us;they live and act apart...
James Magary Quote #34352 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world...
Athenus Quote #25046 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 For that’s what a woman, a mother wants — to teach her children to...
Francis Bacon Quote #11989 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 There are times of pure joy when you wish all human life well.
Old Muslim Proverb Quote #10268 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Trust in Allah, but tie your camel.