Quote #642
Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
Quote #30413
All the world’s a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.
Quote #21266
The rich are different from you and me because they have more credit.
Quote #34740
Life’s dirty. Life’s unclean you know. It’s birth, it’s sex, it’s the intestinal tract....
Quote #13873
When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.
Quote #13215
Why should I buy expensive art when I can make my own.
Quote #23333
They don’t worship at the altar of forced busing and mandatory quotas. They don’t...
Quote #18130
Happy the man, and happy he alone, He, who can call to-day his own...
Quote #30955
Visits always give pleasure, if not the arrival, the departure.
Quote #21323
Our greatest glory consists not in never failing, but in rising every time we...