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If I was being executed by injection, I’d clean up my cell real neat....
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When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of...
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Indeed, man wishes to be happy even when he so lives as to make...
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People will frighten you about a graduation….They use words you don’t hear often… ‘And...
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When the tea is brought at five o’clock And all the neat curtains are...
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No man is exempt from saying silly things the mischief is to say them...
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Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going...
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No greater nor more affectionate honor can be conferred on an American than to...
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‘We’re always lucky,’ I said and like a fool I did not knock on...
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Our deeds disguise us. People need endless time to try on their deeds, until...