Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28326 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If I was being executed by injection, I’d clean up my cell real neat....
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28271 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of...
Saint Augustine Quote #25086 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Indeed, man wishes to be happy even when he so lives as to make...
Bill Cosby Quote #21584 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 People will frighten you about a graduation….They use words you don’t hear often… ‘And...
Harold Monro Quote #30083 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 When the tea is brought at five o’clock And all the neat curtains are...
Michel de Montaigne Quote #19525 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 No man is exempt from saying silly things the mischief is to say them...
George Carlin Quote #8813 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going...
Herbert Clark Hoover Quote #28736 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 No greater nor more affectionate honor can be conferred on an American than to...
Ernest Hemingway Quote #17058 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 ‘We’re always lucky,’ I said and like a fool I did not knock on...
Haniel Long Quote #29620 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Our deeds disguise us. People need endless time to try on their deeds, until...