Quote #2119
Puritanism…helps us enjoy our misery while we are inflicting it on others.
Quote #11581
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
Quote #34383
The important thing is to know when to laugh, or since laughing is somewhat...
Quote #14749
We are born believing. A man bears beliefs, as a tree bears apples.
Quote #743
Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is...
Quote #1262
I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
Quote #30451
Smile alot Not only will you turn heads, you’ll turn hearts
Quote #11335
Bad news goes about in clogs, Good news in stockinged feet.
Quote #11430
Diplomacy is to do and say, the nastiest thing in the nicest way.
Quote #34877
1. Never tell everything at once.