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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Some are kissing mothers and some are scolding mothers, but it is love just...
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God sells knowledge for labour — honour for risk.
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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is...
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Two roads diverged in a wood and I — I took the one less...
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Nothing is as difficult as to achieve results in this world if one is...
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Happiness is not in having being it is in doing.
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Do not mind anything that anyone tells you about anyone else. Judge everyone and...