Quote #30193
I’m a controversial figure. My friends either dislike me or hate me.
Quote #11250
A stumble may prevent a fall.
Quote #32909
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the...
Quote #32694
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you’re still...
Quote #14535
Go, and never darken my towels again.
Quote #24396
The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the...
Quote #14589
I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.
Quote #4898
Hereafter, in a better world than this, I shall desire more love and knowledge...
Quote #14664
Aim above morality. Be not simply good, be good for something.
Quote #263
The only really happy folk are married women and single men.