Quote #19512
Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock.
Quote #25209
Males and females have never seemed to fully understand each other. It will probably...
Quote #6426
Is sex dirty? Only if you do it right.
Quote #32823
It is indeed ironic that we spend our school days yearning to graduate and...
Quote #15680
Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right...
Quote #30618
Five enemies of peace inhabit with us–avarice, ambition, envy, anger, and pride if these...
Quote #25885
For God’s sake don’t say yes until I’ve finished talking.
Quote #2111
How could I lose to such an idiot?
Quote #27012
The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for...
Quote #1281
“When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.