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Friendship improves happiness, and abates misery, by doubling our joys, and dividing our grief.
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I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat.
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I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades...
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A little boy came home and told his mother he had gotten first prize...
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The only calendar I need is just outside my window. With eyes to see...
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Stupid people always think they are right. Wise people listen to advice.
Quote #6037
Experience is a dear teacher, but fools will learn at no other.
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Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else’s opinions, their lives a...
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The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of...
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Heaven always bears some proportion to earth. The god of the cannibal will be...